Community service

Another joke, this one courtesy of Whalechaser. Ready? Kind of appropriate, I think.


On Monday a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asks about his bill and the barber replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.

When the barber goes to open his shop Tuesday morning, a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses are waiting for him at his door.


Later on Tuesday a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

The following morning, when the barber goes to open his shop, a 'thank you' card and a dozen doughnuts are waiting for him at his door.


On Wednesday afternoon a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill the barber again says, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The professor is very happy and leaves the shop.

When the barber goes to open his shop Thursday morning, he finds a 'thank you' card and a dozen books, including "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More Successful."


Later that same day a congressman comes in for a haircut. When he goes to pay his bill, the barber says, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week."

When the barber goes to open up the next morning, there are a dozen congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.