My dear friend Beth, who recently returned from her week-long African 'safari' - actually, it was business, shuckeydurn and dagnabit - sent me enough material today (not to mention yesterday) to last me for several posts. However, this one simply cannot wait another second without sharing it with you. It's just too much fun.
I promise - well, maybe only semi-promise - that tomorrow's post will be of a more serious nature, in keeping with Thanksgiving and what the holiday means (or 'should mean', imo). My Thanksgiving post is already on the back burner and is scheduled to be published at 12:01am Thursday, so I'm 'off the hook' there, thank goodness! Maybe!!
OK. Here's how you determine what your 'new name' is. Ready? ... ... Are you sure??
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name ... ... a - snickle, b - doombah, c - goober, d - cheesy, e - crusty, f - greasy, g - dumbo, h - farcus, i - dorky, j - doofus, k - funky, l - boobie, m - sleazy, n - sloopy, o - fluffy, p - stinky, q - slimy, r - dorfus, s - snooty, t - tootsie, u - dipsy, v - sneezy, w - liver, x - skippy, y - dinky, z - zippy.
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name ... ... a - dippin, b - feather, c - batty, d - burger, e - chicken, f - barfy, g - lizard, h - waffle, i - farkle, j - monkey, k - flippin, l - fricken, m - bubble, n - rhino, o - potty, p - hamster, q - buckle, r - gizzard, s - lickin, t - snickle, u - chuckle, v - pickle, w - hubble, x - dingle, y - gorilla, z - girdle.
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name ... ... a - butt, b - boob, c - face, d - nose, e - hump, f - breath, g - pants, h - shorts, i - lips, j - honker, k - head, l - tush, m - chunks, n - dunkin o - brains, p - biscuits, q - toes, r - doodle, s - fanny, t - sniffer, u - sprinkles, v - frack, w - squirt, x - humperdinck, y - hiney, z - juice.
Are you having fun yet? Let's see. Our President-elect's new name would be Dorfus Featherbutt. Mine I already gave you. Let's look at a couple more. How about Dwight David Eisenhower? Dorky Farklefanny. (Too funny! Had to stop just for a second because I was laughing too hard.)
All right. Let's continue with just one more. How about Audie Murphy, the most decorated war hero of WWII? Ready for this one? Cheesy Chuckledoodle. Lord love us! I have to stop now before I fall off my chair laughing!!
Enjoy, enjoy, and enjoy, OK? I will try, but don't promise, to be more serious tomorrow.
PS. For those of you who were expecting a post in re my trip to "Body Worlds 2" yesterday - and yes, I did go - it's going to have to wait until next week. I have to go back. Will tell you about it then. Hang in there!