I'm a blonde, so I figure I can tell these, OK?
However, if you want to blame someone, blame Whalechaser ... she started it!
It seems that this blonde was having a really nice walk through the woods. She came to a river, and thought she might like to get to the other side.
So, she wandered alongside the river for a ways, looking for either a narrow spot where she might be able to jump across or a bridge.
Then she spotted a gal on the other side, who also happened to be a blonde.
"Hello!" she called. "How can I get to the other side?"
The other gal responded, "You are on the other side!"