... Are you ready for this? Well, it's nothing spectacular, but I was just wanting to make sure that you were ready. OK?
Again courtesy of Beth, the following may or may not be to your liking. I found them amusing, but still! These are, supposedly, actual exchanges between pilots and control towers.
Tower: Delta 351, you have traffic at 10:00 o'clock, 6 miles.
Delta 351: Give us another hint. We have digital watches!
Tower: TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.
TWA 2341: Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?
Tower: Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?
A student became lost during a solo cross-country flight. While attempting to locate the aircraft on radar, ATC asked: What was your last known position? Student: When I was number one for takeoff.
A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long rollout after touching down. San Jose tower noted: American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadalupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights, and return to the airport.
Talk atchall later!