There once was a young man from down unda
Who thought nothing of taking many hundra
Until one fine day
He was heard to say
"My eyeball is stuck to the camera!"
Just couldn't help myself. More to come, I'm sure!
Here's another (think I like this next one a touch better) ... ...
There once was a young man from down unda
Whose photographs made many wonda
But then one day
He was heard to say
"My eyeball is stuck to the camera!"
I may have unleashed a monster. Let's see if I have another one in me ... ...
There once was a Cubs fan from up north
Who was often heard to loudly spew forth
Words of frustration
And high condemnation
But where is he now? Come forth!
Be careful, peoples. The monster, she's a roarin'! Oh, oh! Here we go again ... ...
There once was a young lady from Muskegon
Whose conduct had everyone's tongues waggin'
When she wasn't flirting
She was lightly skirting
The very edges of St. George and the dragon!
Think I'll stop while I'm ahead. Nope. Never mind. One more ... ...
There once was a young lady from Firth
Who had trouble because of her girth
Fitting into her bed
There was no room for her head
It was entirely filled with her mirth!
Thursday, July 30, 2009
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3 comments:
If I'm the Cubs fan from up North, I'm not as frustrated now after a great home stand (some of it at the expense of your Astros, I'm afraid.)
Lol, loved reading these last 2 posts. :)
This is a scream! Love your work!
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