Thursday, July 30, 2009

More limericks

There once was a young man from down unda
Who thought nothing of taking many hundra

Until one fine day
He was heard to say

"My eyeball is stuck to the camera!"


Just couldn't help myself. More to come, I'm sure!

Here's another (think I like this next one a touch better) ... ...

There once was a young man from down unda
Whose photographs made many wonda

But then one day
He was heard to say

"My eyeball is stuck to the camera!"


I may have unleashed a monster. Let's see if I have another one in me ... ...

There once was a Cubs fan from up north
Who was often heard to loudly spew forth

Words of frustration
And high condemnation

But where is he now? Come forth!


Be careful, peoples. The monster, she's a roarin'! Oh, oh! Here we go again ... ...

There once was a young lady from Muskegon
Whose conduct had everyone's tongues waggin'

When she wasn't flirting
She was lightly skirting

The very edges of St. George and the dragon!


Think I'll stop while I'm ahead. Nope. Never mind. One more ... ...

There once was a young lady from Firth
Who had trouble because of her girth

Fitting into her bed
There was no room for her head

It was entirely filled with her mirth!

3 comments:

Chuck said...

If I'm the Cubs fan from up North, I'm not as frustrated now after a great home stand (some of it at the expense of your Astros, I'm afraid.)

Tammy said...

Lol, loved reading these last 2 posts. :)

Craig Peihopa said...

This is a scream! Love your work!