Monday, September 14, 2009


You've heard of 'emoticons', right? Those symbols that mean a smile [:)] or a frown [:(]?

Well, Beth has passed along an e-mail to me that is ridiculously funny! I'm going to take the liberty of changing *** to 'arse' ... wouldn't want to offend anyone's sensibilities. We can call these 'arsicons'.

(_!_) ... a regular arse

(__!__) ... a fat arse

(!) ... a tight arse

(_*_) ... an arsehole

(_x_) ... kiss my arse

(_X_) ... leave my arse alone

(_zzz_) ... a tired arse

(_E=mc2_) ... a smartarse

(_$_) ... money coming out of his arse

(_?_) ... dumbarse

1 comment:

Craig Peihopa said...

I certainly know a lot of people that would fit into a number of these classifications. Very funny.