You've heard of 'emoticons', right? Those symbols that mean a smile [:)] or a frown [:(]?
Well, Beth has passed along an e-mail to me that is ridiculously funny! I'm going to take the liberty of changing *** to 'arse' ... wouldn't want to offend anyone's sensibilities. We can call these 'arsicons'.
(_!_) ... a regular arse
(__!__) ... a fat arse
(!) ... a tight arse
(_*_) ... an arsehole
(_x_) ... kiss my arse
(_X_) ... leave my arse alone
(_zzz_) ... a tired arse
(_E=mc2_) ... a smartarse
(_$_) ... money coming out of his arse
(_?_) ... dumbarse
1 comment:
I certainly know a lot of people that would fit into a number of these classifications. Very funny.
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