Monday, March 9, 2009

Fun and games

Liverpool Street Station - January 15, 2009

Actually, thousands auditioned for this commercial and 400 were chosen. Lots of rehearsals were held, the final two in the evenings just before the actual event. That sure would have been fun to see. Surprising, but fun!

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Excitement in the Swimming Pool ...

A rich Florida man decided he wanted to throw a party around the pool in the back yard of his mansion. So he invited all of his friends and neighbors including Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood.

Everyone was having a good time, especially Leroy, who was drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ, and flirting with all the women. At the height of the party the host said, "I have a ten foot man-eating alligator in the pool, and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in. That is, if he lives to collect!"

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when there was a loud splash. He turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! And then there he was, fighting the alligator and kicking its ass! He was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, using head butts and choke holds, biting the alligator on the tail, and flipping it through the air like some kind of judo instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell.

Finally Leroy strangled the alligator and let it just float to the top like a dimestore goldfish. Then he slowly climbed out of the pool while everyone stared at him in disbelief.

"Well, you just earned yourself a million dollars," the host said.

"No, that's OK. I don't want it."

"Man, I have to give you something! How about half a million bucks, then?"

"No, thanks. I still don't want it," said Leroy.

The host then said, "Come on, I insist. That was amazing! How about a new Porsche, a Rolex, and some stock options?"

Again Leroy said no. Confused, the rich man asked, "Well then, what do you want?"

"I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in!"

1 comment:

Polimom said...

Okay.... now THAT'S funny!!! Good ole Leroy!